Tuesday, February 28, 2012

There are lots of things that don't belong in underwear. This is one of them.





Okay. There are several things wrong with this. 

First of all...why would you want that there? 

Second...who thought of such a thing? 

And third...He's a vampire. And vampires...drink...blood...So...are these period panties?

Yes. It's disgusting to think about. But...good lord, what did they think people were going to say when these came out? It's a walking punchline!
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6 sarcastic remarks:

  1. He's a blood sucking vamp. Period.

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  2. At least "seriously" is spelled right this time.

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    1. That's because there was no dead hooker to distract the creator.

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  3. I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the coming apocalypse.

    "When the effeminate vampire sparkles
    Between the thighs of preteen girls
    Life as we know it will cease
    Angst and hormones will prevail."

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